this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
—Joanne Harris (via a-thousand-words)
Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?